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Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward
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And that’s why this Christmas I’m ending my Toblerone boycott! I’m absolutely certain they’ll notice, with the quantity I get as gifts resuming again.

Paul Auster? I’m thinking Paul Auster.

Soooooo....... I might have been wrong. My friend, you really have reached rock bottom. But on the bright side, you can only go upwards now  :D

Well, I bypassed the lawyer bit (not clever enuf) but went from auditing funeral home supplies to insurance, mortgage and pensions advice so I still think you have at least one more downward step.....

Ahahahahah sweetie, there’s no hope for you. NO HOPE.

My worst school bully was called Rose. This belief of yours is proving to be more of a law than a theory.......

I must say that I look forward to your chicken updates as much as I look forward to Krispy Porkchops’ shelter kitty updates. Your chickens are adorable and thank you for rescuing them!

We must have the same adblocker because Instagram pics never load for me either, and Twitter feeds only load halfway too. But the same pic of Chip and Joanna is there in all its glory. I have absolutely no idea who they are but the force is obviously strong in their instagram.

Oh my word! My very best wishes go out to Drew and both his families (relatives & work). Here’s hopes for a speedy recovery.

Ummmm.... do apples poop? Does this mean they aren’t Vegan? 

It is known.

Omg I just inadvertently copied your “politics” statement, so sorry! I should really learn to read the comments through before posting.

I’m white, British, born in the 60s and had no idea whatsoever about the politics of black hair until discovering this blog.

Oh. Dear. Lord.

I left my church when they appointed a new Pastor who implemented “sharing the peace” which consisted of moving around the church during the service hugging random people and whispering “the Peace of God go with you” in their ear. I tolerated it at first but when someone who had yelled angrily at me the week hugged me

Hope you liked them! 

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who held this opinion. Many is the book I have skipped pages on because I just want to get on with the story and not be constantly interrupted by depictions of sex more detailed than any other descriptions in the book.

Jelly, in the U.K. at least usually means something like this:

I always used to buy a couple of jars of this whenever I was in the USA as it was completely unknown in the U.K until fairly recently, and is still only found in some larger supermarkets where they have “American” in their “foreign food” aisles.