From your posts I have always felt you were a fascinating person. From this post I now know you are an incredible person. You make this place so much richer with your contributions and I am now convinced you must so enrich the lives of those around you in your real life I fear I could become jealous of them.

I will never stop being grateful I don’t have to understand the U.S. healthcare system. Everything I ever read about it makes me literally say ”The fuck?” (in my finest BBC English accent, obvs).

I need to read all the replies before posting

I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”

It’s been in either the last episode of last series or sometime this one as we saw her in it being brought some tea, so I, guessing it’s some spa or home sanctuary.

It really is. I love her as an actress usually but I visibly cringe when she starts to do the fourth wall stuff. It really doesn’t work.

Not to you, absolutely, but it needed an explanation for the wider international audience who only usually get to hear about the 2nd and 5th amendments in normal news reports.

Batman eats his burgers with a knife and fork.

Slightly off-topic, but I once tried to persuade my personal trainer that not only was ‘congealed’ a food group of its own, but that it was THE greatest food group as evidenced by:

Came here for this, did not leave disappointed.

I feel that way about meerkats. There weren’t any meerkats then suddenly there were meerkats and they’re everywhere.

I love love love Robin Wright but she can’t do those “fourth wall” dialogues for toffee. Am only halfway through tho so I’m hoping she gets better at them.

And just these three words have ensured I will never watch it.

Do they get the Panini published one in the States?

I should really read all the comments first before posting, but yes I absolutely agree and do this too.

I also use my tongs for getting packets off a tall shelf.

Christmas decorations are going up tomorrow

Shame though, as it wouldn’t be a mystery any more. Oh, the stories our archaeological sites could tell!

“Surprise Sex!”

This. This is why I love Jezebel, right here.  Thank you, Kelly, from the bottom of my heart.