It was about time.

Just delivered mail to the Ferrari mailbox.

IT WAS MY FAULT BECAUSE I LITERALLY CAN’T TELL THEM APART

Um, the Ariel Nomad has been production in various garages, and pole barns across the U.S. since at least the 1960’s, they are called Sand Rails.

Well, whatever shiny corporate human rights policy they have, it is utterly meaningless if it is not enforced at each store.

Oh I’m so glad you took that well! I was afraid you would come out flaming, because I know this isn’t something people want to hear. But when I was reading Twitter comments the night this aired (IDK if they were somehow being filtered because they were actually pretty good), I saw people saying that they felt this was…

Okay, so after the bandages come off from the human centipede surgery (with Ted Cruz in the middle, of course), I stick them in a trailer, drive to City Hall and marry them. Boosh will have the veil, and chartreuse bridesmaid dresses for the other two. After the Quad Cities honeymoon—

Team Cheers will whoop Team Family Ties.

Thank you. Of all the shows from the 1980’s to bring back, this is not one of them. Team Family Ties.

Never knew until just now that Comet and Air Bud were the same dog. Dog had the most successful career of anyone on the show.

To be fair, he probably stole that from Marvin Gaye.

Once upon a time I worked at Burger King, and a coworker slapped my ass. Horrible, shitty, unpleasant, not THAT big a deal, but I thought, "Huh, I guess that was sexual harassment." You're a jerk. Noted." He quit soon thereafter. Didn't really break my stride.

Removing cats is just stupid. The power gain is minuscule (even on modified engines, with the right cats) and the resulting environmental damage is huge. Cats are the single biggest reason all of our cities don't look like LA circa 1969.

Mercedes appears in Mario Kart

I'm going to send the Infiniti EX37 (aka QX50... I think) back to where it came from. You never see it on the roads, and when you do you wonder why these people purchased something that looks so boring and derivative. Why not get something interesting or good?

1973: Because of a rare genetic mutation that makes the males in the Torchinsky clan particularly susceptible to the lure of unusual vehicles, Papa Torchinsky becomes intrigued (and possibly slightly aroused) at the thought of owning a new VW Golf with the sliding doors.

My bitch ex wife had me trade in her perfectly servicable Honda Odyssey on a new Pilot and then THREE FUCKING MONTHS LATER she went to the dealership and traded her new Pilot for a new Odyssey because she missed the sliding doors. Fuck that bitch in particular.

Hey! I've got an idea! Wouldn't it be great if Israel didn't pursue policies that made people want to shoot rockets at them?