Jackass.

Wonder if they can raze the buildings for scrap? Gotta be a buck or two in those buildings.

I looked at this car, before reading the article and thought: "I don't know what he said, but if he said WTF actually is this shit? I'm going to agree with him".

Then I read the article.

Holy crap, I agree with something Jeremy Clarkson said. Please shoot me now.

At least this looks evil, maniacal, and deranged. Unlike the top photo, where it slowly begs for its own death like a hospice patient.

...this roof line makes me knees say "Fuck it all, we're out".

This front end makes me weak in the knees, and...

As a resident of the People's State of Chicago, I'm surprised to not see "Douchebag Transporter" on this list.

Maybe I'm bitter, maybe I'm born with it.

Aww, shucks. I was hoping to give stealership an extra grand for the tacky carbon fibre. I haz a sad.

My heart wants to strenuously disagree with you. Strenuously disagree.

It is, however, currently getting a beatdown from my brain and my wallet, who are both doing the CBA of my (potentially) upcoming migration to Phoenix from Chicago, which is likely to come completely out of my pocket.

By, the 2013 Kia Optima is not…

I think I get it now... "because Racecar", right?

Upfront, and it's called a "Panamera".

Somewhere, in a deep hidden corner of the Rebel base, 'Maximum" Bob Lutz just splooged on himself for no apparent reason.

Judging by those gaps, it looks like they farmed out body panel molding to GM.

This front end makes me want to find one and turn it into an RV. Bright polished chrome, small diesel in the front end, actual locks for the doors.... oh yeah.

OOOhhh... maybe a desert rock collecting mobile. My partner is going to kill me.

Canyonero, perhaps?

At least it isn't setting itself on fire.

Thanks! Good luck with yours as well!

A lovely shade of blue on this here brand-spankin'-new toaster!

While this is true, what's more onerous is that Cook country reserves the right to collect said usage tax regardless of where you reside. They will, in fact, send you said super polite letter and demand payment simply because the vehicle was sold in Cook county. If you chose the ignore paying the tax, then the…

I took care of that, in case noone else had.