Oh please do it!! I have two single friends I want to try out so bad!! One is a huge fan and the other couldn’t care less about the show, but they are both the perfect types for contestants. Except, you know, their both 31 so probably way too old /sarcasm.

Went on a date with Chad a few years ago. He is even worse in person.

Do it!

oh no, exactly, that was the second part of what he’s saying. like, he’s making sense, but it doesn’t make sense to feel that way and also participate in it.

Oh I think she’s needy for fame too, which is why Aaron Rogers’ brother is gonna run away with this.

The correct term is “Secretary of Nagriculture.”

Chad actually said this on the air last night.

I mean, is there ever a *right* reason to be on a reality dating show?

Chad is just telling it like it is. I really like a Bachelorette contestant who tells it like it is, who isn’t part of the mainstream. He’ll make The Bachelorette great again. He says things we all think, but can’t say, like “JoJo you’re an idiot”.

Comments from Mr. Apples on this week’s episode “all about Chad”:

If she’s got any brains at all she’ll realize he’s a man-boy rageaholic. I see a producer all over this decision!

“Tell me what you like about me!”
“Um, excuse me, unlike these other pussies, I fuck super-hot bitches like literally every day, so, back up and stop getting so CRAZY by making one joking demand of me, amirite Real Men Out There??”

Also: “my mom died 6 months ago, and it was like, sad or whatever, but I got her super…

Since I watched Unreal I just feel like I can’t trust ANY of this... not that I really thought I could before, but this shit with Chad is just so lame. I do not think JoJo actually likes him, and how clear was it that she was directed to wait until the end to give him the rose?

Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.

My first boyfriend (fifth grade) agreed to “go out” with me when I beat him in the 50 yard dash at field day then broke up with me in the lunch line because he said Riley (this other girl) was more popular and popular is better than athletic.

luxury real estate... Oklahoma

I have never watched this show but UnReal has taught me that the troublemaker has to stick around for a while.

I was there because I did Andy’s makeup.

Wigs?

@poorlittlerischgirl: I suspect the secret prurience of the seemingly sacred is much more relevant to people that hold things sacred in the first place.