If a group of journalists will come to Trump for some Lays, I wonder what I could get a group of journalists to do for a bag of BetterMade ?

This is the new “Lebron never gets called for traveling” in my life.

And we knocked up ladies with weird smelling powers appreciate it.

Dude! When I was knocked up, I could smell the deodorant of any man within 2 feet of me. Degree would make me nauseous.

When I was pregnant, the mere sight of a KFC commercial would make me vomit. Literally. It was a trigger (and more than 1 person can confirm that (as unfortunately they witnessed it) . If Amanda says she can smell electricity , I believe her.

-Not grab pussy at his leisure.

What the fucking fuck, Deadspin? Like I haven’t cried enough this week? Fuck.

I think we always knew he was a fucking animal. This just confirms it.

Have you looked at the list of crimes that are going to be considered “non-violent” ?

Besides the whole ‘rape is a non-violent crime now’ thing in CA. Sure.

I don’t mean to put a lot of pressure on your daughter, but I’m counting on her.

That’s not a glass ceiling up there; it’s a titanium trap.

Get in line behind me , Riri

I am shocked. Just. Shocked.

Pat Robertson and Donald Trump are sharing the same makeup artist.

I don’t want Joe Exotic to be president, but I sure do want to be friends with him.

NORM!

OH man you just aced the consent quiz.

It didn’t hold because CLASSIC Joe Nathan. What were they thinking there?

those shoes are dope as hell though !!! KG knows nothing.