what!?!?! I have so much to Google right now....

Awww . I forgot about cunt punch. Bringing it back just in time for the weekend.

I want him to break something but it ain't gonna be gender stereotypes

a 98$ cami . . .

Nope . This is a first for me in my 33 years.

roast beef curtain

I'm trying to wonder what would make it impossible and who I know that could make a prototype ....

what the hell they should do is make a brush that has long traditional bristles with short silicone ones dispersed evenly to help with lift and separation. That's the dream.

You should see the faces of the people I tell that too and provide articles about....oh god their sweet little faces. It really shocks them. Did you ever read about that investigation into their “Shelter” in Virginia? Ugh. just deplorable.

PETA. Realizes we “ dissect” humans too, right? Other wise that human leg I dissected in A&P in college was a fucking amazing replica

I swear to God if that thumbs up dance becomes a national thing I’m going to be super pissed.

BFFs I have pretty thick long curly lashes (it's like one of two physical features I like to brag about) Covergirl is what I use exclusively on them. Like I mentioned before, a lot of high end waterproof formulas are very difficult to get off and I end up losing lashes from rubbing —even with makeup remover :( can't…

Thanks for the endorsement :) I don't particularly care for Lash Blast of the brush (my lashes are super curly and I can't seem to work with those new fancy plastic bristles) but TONS of people love it .

This fucking fuckwit of a kid. I have a bottle of scotch and two glasses ; come sit with me and I'll explain to you why marriage is hard work and how YOU personally failed at it because YOU failed at the basic tenants of partnership. Not because your wife wouldn't fuck you as much(maybe the idea of you cheating was a…

Girl I would be reallllly concerned ....

You know, people love Lash Blast but I didn't care for the brush. I hope you like Flamed Out but I wonder if you'll care for the brush?

I reallllly want fiberwig mascaras to work , but . . . it's just not happening, yet. Also, I got real tired of washing my face in the shower, opening my eyes and thinking I was standing in a baby spider party . Too man near slips.

Do it. I also always see a coupon online or in a sunday paper for it.

This is waterproof that's gentle, if that makes sense. I totally understand where you're coming from;I hate ripping out my lashes when I'm using makeup remover to get mascara off. This particular brand of CGirl mascara will stay all day, but come off completely clean with a cleanser without having to rub or scrub your…

I treat it like Fight Club because I don't want to go to Target and see my mascara sold out because I yapped about it! I love a good drugstore brand; NYX butter lip gloss....HOLY CRAP! Sally Hansen No Lamp Gel Manicure nail polish ? HELLLLLLLOOO one solid week worth of gorgeous nail color. I will also never stop using…