I received a Food Saver as a wedding gift and it is the most utilized, money saving kitchen tool I own. Everyone should had one. It's probably one of the few products I own that's never broke down, does exactly what it says and performs without out fail.

Again, everyone buy one right now.

Yeah, I didn't know the bed in our suite was on one of those huge wood platforms and we were literally tearing our wedding clothes off to jump into bed and i kicked the platform, split my big toe open and broke it . No P in the V Wedding Night freak show.

The nurses gave us apple juice to toast with though.

I miss him smoking in that dugout.

Jesus please tell me your user name is in honor of the almighty Jimmy Leyland ?

I mentioned to a friend that it was telling how stiff and straight his body became once it hit the ground. Awful.

Waiter. yes, I need another vodka tonic.

As a Tigers fan I totally get the fucking bullshit of a stupid fucking loss in the 9th ESPECIALLY WITH OUR BULLPEN!

....however , Angry sex is a good release.

nothing to do with the fact he did it; you just don't fucking say you did it. Baseball code. He broke it. You don't need to admit that shit about Jeter or anyone for that matter.

You have set the internet bar very high for the week, my friend. Bravo.