Right? Every description I read of this just makes so much sense with her image. She’s the ultimate good girl—you wouldn’t grab Rihanna’s ass at a photo op, because Rihanna would turn around and claw your eyes out while the cameras flashed. But Taylor would stand politely and be a total pro, and then deal with it…

Not a Taylor Swift fan, but I think she’s capable of knowing if someone grabbed her ass or not. As someone who once had a complete stranger put his hands up her skirt, I hope Taylor unleashes the legal fury on this guy that only the very rich can.