......ok dude. your balls are very wet and important. please, make yourself comfy and place them anywhere.

......ok dude. your balls are very wet and important. please, make yourself comfy and place them anywhere.

they all bout to get they ass beat when they leave the bar

who the fuck is that

they doing IT ALL

What word?

What? Lying law enforcement?! This simply cannot be!

lol you wild jinni

“We have just as much sweat going on down there, believe me.”

Someone even mentioned a specific brand to him- Anti Monkey Butt- that’s talc free.

no 1 curr ‘bout ur balls’er.

Swamp snatch is also a real thing.

This is some good shit, to be real. Summer motorcycles and jogging, you need that anti-monkey butt.

Dude, everyone gets uncomfortable when they sit on transit. It’s really not just you and your balls.

And you think you’re alone with your sweaty privates? Come on. Fuck that noise.

Nope, that’s not how that works. The vagina has a much more exposed mucous membrane; it’s the talc being absorbed through the mucous membrane that could potentially cause cancer — it’s a similar mechanism as breathing something in and having it be absorbed by your lungs. So as long as you don’t put it literally…

Well, since I’ll literally watch Angela Bassett in anything *plays video*

Did you watch Anne-Marie Johnson’s Politically Incorrect appearance? Because he said it, like, ten times in quick succession then alone. 

I dunno, I usually throw away Teflon after it cracks and starts poisoning my audience.