I’d like to quote ZZ Top here: “Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man.”

I present Barack “The Best the US Can Get” Obama and Justin “I’m not Stephen Harper or Thomas Mulcair” Trudeau. Two very handsome, very well dressed, men, of manly fashion, who do not need to denigrate women and who would never be so crass…

I’m gonna miss the Obamas so much. So much.

Its helps that Barack is 6'1" and slim. But Jesus. Bigger guys can look baller in suits, too.

As a fellow whose build is closer to Trump’s than Obama’s (except I’m not as tall so I can’t loom as effectively), I’ll just say that it’s hard to look good in suits. Come to think of it, most fashion is optimized for skinny people.

Even this guy knew how to dress. Or at least listened to people that knew how to dress him. There should be no excuse for someone spending as much as Trump does on a campaign to look that frumpy.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Due to your opening line of, ‘Ted Cruz has no honor,” I read your whole comment in Worf’s voice.

Man, look how upset Cruz is about all this.

I like to think that this tape was purposely released to fuck over Ted Cruz. That Trump’s campaign might get killed by it too is just a bonus.

The ironic part is that this stuff - all the things said on Stern, the Miss Ogle-verse grossness - was already known. These shitheels were too busy insulting the “Lame Stream Media” to score points with their base to actually let the press help them. You can’t insult them in one breath and then wine about them not…

NBC had tape 11 yrs. Apprentice producer says they have more & worse. So why not release in 2015? In March? Why wait till October?

“Human Twilight Zone music” :’D

Ted Cruz can mouth-breathe with the best of them, but he has shown himself to have some of the worst political instincts. It’s pretty entertaining watching him step into shitpile after shitpile.

And after a primary season where Democrats AND the media were all saying they had enough bad shit on Trump to drop something like this every day this month. No one in the GOP bothered to point out that he was a horrible human being because being a horrible human being isn’t a disqualifier in the GOP. Instead they…

Jeb!’s cousin Billy must have known. You’d think he would have mentioned it. Thanksgiving is going to be uncomfortable on the plantation this year.

And everyone who’s ever known him says pretty much the same thing. It’s telling that no one in Congress, including his own party likes him.

Ted Cruz has no honor. Anything that he does that seems honest or sincere is a cynical mask that he uses to fool gullible political pundits and people walking alone at night in dark places.

Loved the caption somebody wrote beneath a pic of Cruz on the phone at a Trump campaign office: “Mommie, can you please come pick me up?”

Exactly. He needs to go stand in the corner and cry so the rest of us don’t have to see it. Nothing could ever make me vote for him but I was feeling a little something like respect for him. Or maybe it was acid reflux? Whatever that feeling was it’s definitely gone now.

You got what you deserved, Ted.