Exactly! This fucking kills me. What gets me is the people who act like smartphones are the reason strangers don't talk to each other. No, the reason strangers don't talk to each other is because it's fucking weird talking to strangers. Yet they act like this is some new development solely due to smartphones, even…

"Let's say you were transported back in time to before the rise of smartphones—let's go with the mid-'80s."

alas, they do not, because i have monster trouble feet. i DID find a pair that were INSANELY TALL and not too hard to walk in. i was like 6'6 in them. i was a glorious sexy ent

7-ft, 2-in drag queen uncle's shoes.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

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GOOD GOD CHRIST ALMIGHTY, taking pictures of conventionally attractive women doing sexy things is NOT edgy! You don't get edge just by offending people. Not when they are the same shit everyone sees all day everyday. Anyone who is offended by this isn't offended by in it in a vacuum - they are offended because they've…

They're not even good photos. Everything about them screams amateur.

Hope he got those delivery drivers to sign releases or his next edgy film series is going to be called Babes In Civil Court.

I know the 50 Shades story only through jennytrout.com . Based on that, Dakota seems to be the very vague and colourless character they were looking for. Girl exudes no personality y'know? But hey, I don't know her from Adam so who am I to judge.

Serious question: I have these same hollow yet puffy bags under my eyes. How do I make them go away?

She does deserve credit for being "effortlessly" born of two movie stars, tho. Not everyone can pull that off.

"Effortless cool"

That's the thousand-yard stare of a woman who was in an erotic scene where the dude removed her tampon from her.

I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.

When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…

This guy takes celebrity dolls and repaints the faces so that they actually resemble them.

"hey, kids! Don't pay attention to THOSE beauty standarss! Pay attention to THESE beauty standards instead! Don't dress like a slut; you'll be prettier if you dress like a Mormon!

I cannot decide which is creepiest:

The ones on the left look like porn stars, the ones on the right have the faraway look of a person who is dead inside. The ones on the right look more likely to murder me in my sleep.

So you're saying that Hollywood has black friends so they can't be racist. You probably believe that racism is over in America because we have a black president.