Judyj is Jez’s weirdest troll. It’s like some kind of performance art. I give it a B minus.

Justice is so rare, I’d forgotten what it tastes like. The only way this could be better would be if they’d been able to attach some type of sex crime to it. I know the statute likely doesn’t allow for this but let’s be real, these were sexual crimes. He wanted their money, just like any other kind of extortion, but…

"A lot of this entire discussion probably comes down to whether you believe water should be a fundamental human right, or whether you are wrong."

No, you. Pinkham was stating a simple fact. Corporations have one purpose: to make money. They're amoral. When they do nice things, it's for PR, which enhances profit.

Corporations are people too my friend.

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.

i agree with you...but like...less aggressively.

Broken nails are a tragedy for Judyj.

A bird pooped on my sister’s hot dog at Disney World. She didn’t get sick, but it was pretty funny because she had been making a production of eating it. She threw the rest of it at the bird and yelled “mother fucker” for the first time. She was probably 10.

A decent intervention. The way that Europe and American have destroyed our biosphere is now being continued by the industrial practices of China and elsewhere. I was oversimplifying based on a particular mode of barbarous ‘western’ modernity that has been adopted and adapted by others, and is no longer geographically…

oh my god, that sounds horrible. two Four Lokos? i’m throwing up just thinking about it.

I was in a band and on tour in the early 00’s. As we were leaving the western edge of Pennsylvania on our way to Dayton Ohio we gassed up at a station that had a hybrid Pizza Hut / KFC / and Blimpies food processing closet. Being a vegetarian roughly 5 hours from home I was overjoyed that the Blimpies, 1/3 of this…

Yeah, that must have been really hard for you, having a cold while your friend was mourning the loss of a child. How did you and your expert husband and wonderful children ever cope with such a dilemma?

I have a super dramatic fainting story. When I was in college, whenever I came home for breaks I had to go to church with my family (I was an atheist then as now, but it was a requirement of the house.) It was a super conservative catholic church with latin mass. It goes without saying there was to be no eating before…

THERE IT IS

Honestly I’ve checked the comments for this article twice waiting to see what the new trolls are going to come up with

I can’t tell whether this person is a sociopath with absolutely no idea or care of how they appear or one of the better trolls I’ve seen in awhile.

She was German, sex can’t ruin perfectly engineered hair.

I’m no one’s doctor, but, at first sight, a weight of 125 at 5’10 strikes me as too little.