I am totally stealing that and plan to use it often. Maybe a tee shirt, too.

As long as he doesn't then ask "who wants pie?", or say "eat me".

I make monogrammed thermoses, I AM THE PIE.

Doesn't even matter the context, in my opinion.

whenever my mom wants to change the subject she yells "I like pie"

Not the time nor place to by funny.

Canada has a very real problem when it comes to murders and abductions of First Nations women.

Part of it has to be the name: Larry. LARRY.

"I didn't think feminists were allowed to shave their armpits, but then I saw Beyonce and I realized that feminists can even wax their bikini lines!"

I took my 2 year old to the zoo today, and we stopped for morning tea. I bought her a fruit salad that had honeydew in it, and just watched to see if she ate it. I never tell her any food is gross, and there is aurally nothing she won't eat. Until now. She ate everything except the honeydew. I felt silently…

Totally wore the same thing today except it's an argyle sweater and slacks.

Honestly if my boobs looked that good, I would wear that top too.

Yeah, it's almost like it's so ugly and incongruous that it becomes sexy and irreverent.

Relationship influences male's major life decisions, news at 11.

as someone who didn't read the books or watch the movie, I think her directing it would be AMAZING. the only way for me to get any enjoyment out of this franchise is to hear about how terrible it is, and the consensus on the first one was basically meh, could have been worse, which doesn't do anything for me. haha.…

David Lynch. Awww yeah.

You're fine, even the starving say "feh" to honeydew.

I've always considered honeydew (and cantaloupe) the carnation of the fruit salad. It's just there to take up space.

I eat it when they serve it to me with like, mixed fruit at restaurants. But I don't LIKE it, I just feel immensely guilty about wasting food and I can tolerate it.