randall pink unicorn, at your service

Oh it’s [correct pronoun for trolls] way too perfect to be anything but a troll.

That EF outfit is pretty gorgeous. I mean, even if I had the money I could never wear it as it'd be covered in chocolate and like, pen stains (how is that even a thing? how do I manage to write on my own clothes?), but I can pretend I'm that casually elegant.

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

Moms are great.

I have also noticed this. And they are on this post even. Not mean, just obnoxious enough to be recognizable as a troll.

Apparently this is an unpopular opinion, but I mostly agree with you, with the caveat that it’s not solely a problem of Western systems. Though you never actually said that, nor did you do any Orientalizing.

Who picks a billion page book for a book club? At least read Moby Dick if that’s the way it’s going to be.

It’s a disease created in a lab apparently. Not to say that it’s not real.

I used to enjoy memes until I took an arrow in the knee.

Haha that Ciara video. I totally used to wear cargo shorts and boots. Ah to be stupid young again.

Keep the communication lines open with your future husband/wife. I got married this past summer and we definitely had to have a few chill out moments together to discuss things that were stressing us out. Good idea to make sure you can boink (that's right, boink)/be intimate in the week before. We had so many out of…

It definitely sounds like the kinda thing that would last the test of time. You all have my approval.

I AM THE PIE is a really great thing to yell.

Everything on millihelen kills it.

Children are so wise.

I said the same thing a while back. I think it's interesting in a way that it wasn't before, like it's kinda punk. Which I never would have thought about KK, but there you have it.

It gives me heartburn, so I feel not so bad about wasting it, but yeah, wasting food sucks. I would never buy it at the store for sure.

Yes! Fuck honeydew.

After reading your comment I scrolled up to the photo and looked at his smile and realized it's like a sideways 'S'. Or one of these guys: ~