I want to be this cow.

It's a code. Non-famous bolds: "books I read as a kid" and "little smiling poop" — but what does it mean Mark? What are you trying to tell us?

This made me laugh harder than it should have. Cabin fever!!1! That should be a drink.

American exceptionalism: Everyone on the bus to freedom and success!

Well you could probably stream that movie where James Franco plays that guy who had to cut his arm off. That's basically exactly the connection between rock climbing and the internet. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

That is a group of people with some serious steez.

Ha, rock climbing is not a cheap sport, especially if you want to trad climb. All those doohickeys cost bank. I mean, if you have a couple of grand to set yourself up most of the gear will last basically forever if you take proper care of it (and don't fall much) but seriously, whose got cash like that?

Gah that's so sad. I have a little chihuahua-x and if anything happened to him I'd be crushed. It'd be hard not to be livid at the dog and the owners. :(

Haha me too! Totally awesome, except for the juicebox friend.

Of all the comments this is the one that made me snicker. Like, I can only be bothered to put in the effort to hit one key.

What is this? It's the best ever! Was that just this Academy Awards?

"Penis arrows" meet "Jesus rays". You might hear the voice of angels singing when you notice such beautiful lines shining forth.

I hope ever single Gawker sub blog writes a post on this. Most awesome non-thing ever.

I didn't even realize it was her until I looked the film up just now. Weird! But yes. Golden years without a doubt.

You know it!

Brb going to go relive my youth.

I forgot about Wish Upon A Star! Thank you Mark for bringing that fine piece of cinema back into my life. I feel I should find a copy of it to watch on an excellent film binge that includes All I Wanna Do and, getting more serious but equally 90's awesome, Foxfire.

Ah nice to see the return of the hysterical diagnosis.

I forgot she went brunette. She looked damn good. Such a good colour with her skin tone.

Jezebel and Derrida… my two worlds collide.