Jason Statham does a sexy striptease in the Transporter 3, in case you need me to remind you and thus help you choose which move to watch. Oh look, I found it for... you. Yeah... for you. Happy Valentines Day!

I was like, did it really say "slop"?! Then I continued and laughed some more.

I was looking for Mountain Equipment Co-op sexy.

Et voila:

This gif in this context is also perfection. Double whammy.

After reading your comment I went back and looked at the photo and actually laughed out loud. Bang on.

Yeah, that's still a measure of nonhuman capacity by human standards, which is what I take issue with. I won't accept the human as centre or standard for all measurement as it reinscribes the normative notion that humans have the market cornered on agency and understanding. That's for me where it does remain…

Oh no I certainly have seen that, just not in the context of this particular discussion. I wouldn't say though that I've read articles that are particularly focussed on the virtues of the ethical vegetarianism/veganism, just that those ideas get mentioned in passing by writers here, or else the commentariat brings it…

I just realized that his left eye doesn't fully open. Which makes me actually like him more because that's what my eye does. In like every photo ever.

Sounds like Bey needs an umbrella ella ella eh eh for that Rih cloud.

I hadn't thought of this angle but it's a really interesting question. I'm by no means an advocate for sex with nonhumans, but if consent is the marker we care about you are right to point out that inconsistency. I mean, you can certainly argue that cows do not consent to being forcefully impregnated for the purposes…

But seriously, look at those calves. I would never wear pants if I had calves like that. I'd be all, hey, did you notice my calves? No, oh here they are, have a look. Yeah, these calves. Calves!