“Those steel slats Trump now claims he wants on the border? They can be cut with a saw.

*edit: “beast” to work for.

With all the blame on Emma Stone, no one seems to address that it’s part of the plot of the movie ‘Aloha’ that her character, while one quarter Chinese and one quarter Hawaiian, is not supposed to look it at all. The main character is supposed to be surprised to find out her ancestry, which matters because he’s…

Any scenario where Trump isn’t elected President in 2020 will result in a bunch of seething Trump supporters.

They’re going to call her terrible names no matter what she does to challenge them. That’s what they do. “Motherfucker” is probably the least offensive of those names. I’m tickled to see a Democrat who isn’t going to take their shit anymore. You should be, too.

The House isn’t going to impeach Trump because, despite all her faults, Pelosi is too canny for that.

Further, “fuck” is every third word out of Joe Biden’s mouth, and every other out of Dick Cheney’s. Tone policing for women only isn’t cute. 

Two things: I absolutely believe that Pop-Tarts could last five years and not be moldy (I have no scientific data to back this up; it’s just my ignorant opinion) and women are ok to drink wine when pregnant, especially when they are that far along.

“They’re NOT dolls, they’re ACTION FIGURES.”

With all due respect to AOC, I’m not buying that she’s read the entirety of Infinite Jest because nobody has ever finished it*

Not everything is “fire”

We’re so dead.

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

Those aren’t iridescent rave boots, that’s her reptilian skin peeking through.

My gingerbread people wear onesies. They’re not going to the office, they’re going to cookie heaven.

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

Holy fuck, so we’ve won on every other gender equity issue and now we can focus on making cookies nonbinary? That’s fantas... Wait, what? No? This is another made-up bullshit complaint from the same people who brought us the Starbucks to-go cup wars?

And in this case it’s calling gingerbread men, a gingerbread person, when obviously, they’re men FUCKING COOKIES.

The addition is unnecessary in my opinion. Jasmine was already empowering for refusing to enter into an arranged marriage even though it was law for a princess. She eventually convinced her father to change the law and she marries the man she chooses.

I think Sorry to Bother You deserves to be on the list if only for its political commentary and probably my favorite plot twist of the year.

Yeah gurl, get you a man who can do something for your life, like being in a corporate dynasty who literally defrauds millions of consumers and holds a de-facto monopoly on telecommunications in the US.