Wrong and wrong, actually.

Is kissing even hooking up, now?

I believe him for if no other reason you can easily prove those photos were from 2006 by looking at other photos around the times they both claim:

Well it is technically a unity ticket if it unites everyone against it.

Gaston eats eight times that many eggs for breakfast, man.

Nom nom nom!

salad’ll kill you faster than raw cookie dough, these days. do whatever you want, kids. we’re all gonna die anyway.

Agreed. What also needs to die a swift death is liberals eating their own over trivial bullshit. 

Really? THIS has become “too big a thing?” I’m sorry, that is fucking stupid. If the determination beforehand was that she would make a great candidate and a great president--and I’m not saying one way or another whether I believe those things to be true--this changes nothing, and the fact that we are all sitting here…

My biggest disappointment about Trump’s funeral is that he’ll be too dead to know how sparsely attended it was compared to his predecessors.

Seriously, if they said that an 70 year old and an 80 year old got jobs in a hospital accounting department and erased they debt that way, I would have started a go-fund-me account for their bail money.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white.

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

God, I am so sick of looking at that ridiculous creature with the orange hair.

Anyone want to have a men free commune in the US? Maybe some place warm...

One of the most generous things shared in this book was the issue of marriage counselling. It really couldn’t have been an easy thing to admit to.

“I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

This is obnoxiously incorrect. The NRA employs lobbyists to further its agenda. It is not a lobbyist group. The problem isn’t the existence of people who speak to legislators about a group’s goals, the problem is that companies can donate unlimited money and get what they want from legislators.