Yeah. I had an awful, traumatic birth with my daughter. For about a year afterward I would get the shakes just thinking about it. And I still have nerve damage. But you know what would have been a much deeper and more lasting “wound”? If she had DIED.

this radical work of healing the deepest wounds on this earth

I live in a state where we were always asked for our id’s, but I would loudly and proudly assert my state constitutional right not to show my id. Then the state legislature enacted a new voter id law, and the Koch Brothers bought our state supreme court elections, and I had to show my id when I voted last Tuesday. It…

Excuse me. A network with a little show called 90 Day Fiance cannot be said to be “going downhill.” That show, and its various offshoots, is pure gold. (That said this show seems disgusting and I hate “clairvoyants.”)

Shit I blocked that show out.

1) Candy is awesome (I have yet to have non-American candy that is “better;” candy is candy)

Whacky Inflatable Arm Tube Woman!

My daughter’s bearded dragon, Smaug, as D. Smaug Pumpkins.

Pizza rat, because I know how to be timely and hip.

Princess Lolly from Candyland 

This year I was a proud dad for Halloween.

:)

My friend and I had a tradition for a few years of dressing up as “sitcom couples in Halloween episodes” — but gender swapped (she as the male character and me as the female character). The first year we went in full drag as Ross and Rachel (in the episode that this post’s main image is from). The following year we…

Thank you.

Matt McConaughey said that time is a flat circle. So that means that if Emmie is 10 and Crew is 1, then in 4 years, Emmie will be 17 and Crew will be an oblate spheroid. That's, like, physics. 

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

“Do you want to run for president?” and “Do you want to be president?” and “Should you run for president?” are all very different questions with different answers.

Gimme the rock water.

I was all ready to say ‘yeah, but at what cost’, but then you say this is CHEAPER!!

god i was SO furious that rita ora went as post malone because i went as...