The last time I shroomed I watched my ex-girlfriend peel her face off and turn it into a lampshade, so I put on three pairs of sweatpants and hid in my closet.  None of that sentence is made up.

I’ve tangled with enough weirdos on the Internet to know you can’t make assumptions based on terrible written English.  I’ve met people who have lived in America all their lives and looking at what they write, I wonder how they managed to pass out of grade school.

Saw the pic, saw the headline word “micro” and assumed this was another Trump penis article. So glad that it wasn’t!

It’s Florida. Bet he got thumbs-ups from other drivers more than stinkeyes.

I still can’t get over this — wearing a tan suit!?!? What are we, monsters?

People who have sex with other people for money have the right to refuse to have sex with whoever they want. Nobody is obligated to have sex with gay men if they don’t want to. There’s nothing homophobic about performers having boundaries about who they want to perform with. This is basic common sense. 

but empirically-speaking, had Jez not pointed it out, who would care besides those who care to advocate for Polanski (not a great look, right?)? Like Jez just spotlit Polanski for absolutely NO reason, IMO. And so I think the right thing to say is, “fuck that guy, celebrate everyone else and let him die obscure like…

She was the best. Shut up.

You should bitch-slap your dad and pee on him to assert dominance.

So Hillary sucks so placing a bomb at her house isn’t that big of a deal and it’s her fault anyways because Democrats need to elect better candidates? 

....what?

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Im for equal treatment of male and female Nazis.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if people had reported his comments to Facebook and they said it didn’t violate their standards. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve reported racist and extreme misogynist stuff and Facebook’s been like, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

well yeah, that’s the way of trump supporters. things only matter to them when it hits home.

a) she’s divorcing him, and b) she says he abused her in a multitude of ways throughout their marriage. c) sounds like she was fine with him treating the rest of humanity like garbage but when he does it to her then its a big deal.

“...disgustingly beautiful women who could make a burlap sack look couture.”

I hear Gawker media also takes a pretty hard “yes” line on the existence of the atom.

There is no ‘bias’ when it comes to vaccines. There is only right and wrong. SB 277 is right. Vaccines are right. Thank God you live in a time where you don’t see what our parents and grandparents saw.