Well, think about her background. She has two parents who are disinterested in her. Her mother thinks she’s mentally handicapped (and has said as much repeatedly) and her father (who is NOT Woody Allen, it should be noted) is mostly absent. It’s extremely common for young girls to seek approval from adults (especially…

Pretty much any meat can be marinated in some kind of wine.

That’s a shame. Buzzfeed has some genuinely brilliant longform journalism going on fairly often these days.  Your loss.

This makes me never want to eat food again.

The poor girl can’t win. Even if they had stayed together and this had happened she would have been blamed. Where was she? Why didn’t she stop him? Why couldn’t she save him? Or, the alternative: She was holding him back from his sobriety? Why didn’t she just leave him and let him recover? There is no way for women to…

Can we please address what a fucking idiot this man is for FILMING WHILE DRIVING WITH HIS ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY IN THE CAR?

Please read the words that are written before you unleash an irate response to anything on the internet, THANKS.

My cats hate them. It’s the only time I’ve ever returned cat food.

“Most sex workers are trafficked”

B. She knows she probably wouldn’t be invited to speak were she not known for what she’s known for. 

When I was a kid I dipped chicken nuggets in honey. That’s pretty much the same as dipping it in high fructose corn syrup, right? Before I was a parent I was mystified why my mom let that happen, but now I’ve had a toddler and I know that sometimes you just want calories in their tiny bodies so you don’t have to…

I’m going to have very inappropriate dreams about Beto in that floral whatever for a very long time. 

YESSS!!! I can’t believe how many “high end” stores use SO MUCH polyester!! I will pay $100 for a silk shirt, or even a well made cotton shirt, I’m not paying $100 for a fucking polyester shirt!

I guess my question is WHY does this keep happening at Chipotle specifically? Why doesn’t McDonald’s ever have this problem? Or KFC? I can’t imagine they are just infinitely better at training...? 

This! I wish people would stop perpetuating this idea that once you have a child you have to immediately stop doing everything you enjoy. Believe it or not, I have a kid AND I still go to concerts. I leave him at home! With a baby-sitter!

I WISH my partner had asked to go to a concert alone a month before my due date. I could have had the whole bed to myself and eaten nothing but ice cream for two days without his judgmental looks. Instead he asked to go to a show an 8 hour drive away two weeks before my due date... but he wanted me to go with him. I…

It is a powerful shared experience between your partner and you, and helps you to actually grasp the miracle of life.

Yeah, he actually said exactly the right thing in that case. They aren’t paying her more because they don’t want to, not because they CAN’T, and that has nothing to do with him.

Hey men? What the fuck is wrong with you that you can’t just HOLD IT like the rest of us do? 

Yes, it offers her his (semi) fame and (semi) wealth and it offers him a hot teenager to fuck. Fair enough.