Have you never heard his “comedy”? Trust me, mentally these two are the same goddamned age.

And he’s gonna remain president and I’m gonna complain about that, too. 

Make sure to report that tweet. It contains “targeted harassment” and that’s technically against Twitter’s TOS.

LOOK AWAY, old man. LOOK AWAY.

Angry email with reasonable solution sent. dwhitley@orlandosentinel.com Have at it.

I’ll be fine!

Same.

We aren’t in the same place politically or socially as we were five years ago. Landscape has changed. We do not forgive and forget anymore. We eat our own. And we SHOULD. Sure, they shouldn’t have given him the job six years ago. But now we don’t tolerate that shit, no matter how long ago it happened.

Unions often make this impossible. 

You’ve never been on a film set, right?

It’s hilarious to me that people are so furious about it. I feel like we’ve been getting away with a secret trick for all these months.  When they finally go under I will be sad, but I can’t even be angry because I’ve gotten my money’s worth times a thousand. The only people who didn’t know it wasn’t sustainable are…

Unless the actual message is, hey, all that was a TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA. Right? Because what if that’s the message?

Whaaaat? Wait to judge? It’s like you’ve never been on the internet before.

Pamie, who wrote the amazing early Gilmore Girls reviews, wrote on Moana and the new Wreck It Ralph! It’s so weird, every time I see a TWOP-er name I get so proud, like I’m their freakin’ mom.

BRAIN. TISSUE.

It really isn’t and we should use it more. 

And they SHOULDN’T. The business has insurance. They are FINE. Those innocent bystanders have no idea if those people are armed. DO NOT EVER TRY TO STOP A ROBBERY.

My first job/worst job ever was taking pictures in front of a major theme park of guests walking in. Everyone was so mean and dismissive. One guy actually yelled at me in front of his wife and son. His wife came back a minute later and apologized for his behavior. There is zero reason to be mean to those kids, guys.…

I can’t wait for the first Goop article about why you should absolutely vaccinate your children.

I actually do listen to the show and in both her and Dax’s timeline for getting together with Ashton she made it clear that she was single. He tried to set her up on a blind date. So maybe she cheated, but it was not with Ashton.