I feel like if you have 69 tattooed anywhere on your body or use it as part of your “name”, we should collectively tell you to go home and come back when you’ve grown the fuck up.

This is really what I’m struggling with. When stuff like this comes out and the men seem genuinely repentant and are able to examine and recognize where they’ve gone wrong... do we HAVE to destroy their careers? MUST we call them trash and label them irredeemable? Has anyone handled this in an acceptable way yet? Are…

The act itself is generous... except if you are George Clooney’s BFF you probably aren’t hurting for money in the first place. He gave $1million to a bunch of people that money probably made very little difference. That’s what makes it a dick move. Did one of his friends have to give up their summer house? Someone…

I hate you Tom.

Same. I prefer ugly over perpetually cold.

Except that she was a great candidate — one could argue the best we’ve had in decades — AND a great fucking person. She deserved to be treated like a presidential candidate instead of the joke she was treated as.

Can also mean “smarter than me”, because dudes like that don’t like feeling dumber than a chick. Obviously.

“We need to make it clear that there’s a group of non-accusers, that have not accused the judge of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal,” Porter says

I had no real objection, except that it was waaaaaay too fucking long. Cut that shit down to 10 minutes and be done with it. That, on top of 20 minutes of trailers, and my 4 year old was DONE. Done before the movie ever fucking started! I’m glad I made him stay for Coco, though, because it was really good and every…

I get nauseated just reading about the exchange secondhand. I’m happy there are allies like him to ask those questions because I’m pretty sure I’d just smile and then throw up.

Oh, definitely. He poses a threat to MEN. We can’t have that.

This. Exactly. The two aren’t comparable because Mommy Dearest was the result of bad direction. It’s an accident. I, Tonya seems to have made a very deliberate choice (breaking the fourth wall doesn’t happen by accident).

[insert one million PREACH gifs]

No, see, the one who did the hitting was a chick so it’s all fine because guys who get hit by girls are just wimps because girls can’t hit. See? It’s FINE. Haha. Ha. Ha.

Negative. This is Darwin’s finest hour.

You telling someone they are fat is not “a dialogue”. Nice try, though.

I’ve played CAH exactly once and don’t even own a deck, but this made me laugh so hard I immediately gave them my money. Well done, you.

I don’t understand why she has a television show as she is an absolute bore to watch. She’s a decent writer with a funny voice, but... she doesn’t belong on tv.

There is zero problem with the word feminist. The problem is with how collectively stupid the people with a problem with that word are.

DAMMIT. I fucking like LipSense. Fuuuuck.