No one MAKES them. They suggest it. They can say no. They’re idiots if they didn’t say no.

It’s not sexist, it’s something that’s important to you. Hell, if my dad had bothered to give a shit about something half as much as you care about giving them something meaningful maybe I wouldn’t be the hollow shell of a woman I am today.

THANK YOU. I had to stop reading for a full minute.

I’m not really sure why anyone is (still) shocked that internally the DNC favored Clinton considering she had been working for the party for 48 years and Sanders was a Democrat for a year.

How much does it weigh?!

WINNER.

All those stories were basically about consenting adults who just LOOKED underage. Yes, he’s creepy, but every story said he was fanatical at carding literally everyone who walked in the door. It felt like shaming and I think that’s why nothing really came of it. I don’t recall any of those stories actually involving…

I can’t have my back to a door when I’m working on my computer because of that story. Thanks for the trauma, Jez!

It was actually on the set of The Usual Suspects. And not over Brandon Routh. Shooting was suspended for the day because of it.

But most (all?) don’t ask for $10 million to do it. That’s not okay. Tell you story. Fund it yourself. Don’t ask us for the money to save children from your fate.

I totally believe that a lot of truly horrific and terrible and ILLEGAL things happened to Corey Feldman as a child.

Welp. Congratulations. “A Little Hole in the Wall” is the first story since “Look at Me” that has made me want to cry and never sleep again.

You probably would not be a vastly different person. I grew up watching Disney and playing with Barbies. I’m a feminist and I went to college and I’m successful in my career. I’ve been married, but it wasn’t exactly my life goal. I haven’t been sitting around waiting to be rescued by a prince since my divorce. It’s…

Eric Kaufman, is that you?

Same. Not sure why everyone is just okay with this. If these people have been preying on CHILDREN his whole life and he’s done nothing to try to stop them... why am I supposed to give him money? Hold a press conference. Release the names for FREE.

Same.

I’m so happy it’s not just me. FU MIRRORS IN THE DARK!

To be fair, though, a LOT of people will treat you like you are. Even people who don’t mean to. Even people who genuinely mean well will. You won’t be. It will just feel like it at every. fucking. turn.

I‘ve literally never heard of any of these people, but that guy sounds like a real douche.

She can be sued. It would be a deathwish to any firm taking that case on, though.