Please, straight white dude, tell me about a girl in her 20s and her shallower brand of feminism and how THAT's what you blame for Donald Trump.

Cole Sprouse sounds like a deeply pretentious smartass in exactly the way I love.

I feel like even Mr. Healy deserves better. Junior Gorg definitely does.

I mean, I'm not saying they're definitely related, kid was a child star and that does not make you extra sensitive and socially adjusted to the real world. But also chronic mental illness could make you prone to being that explosive, depends on what neuron is misfiring. Chicken or the egg and the answer is 'a chicken…

If you're having a breakdown it doesn't really matter if anything actually happened. Your lizard brain is awake and it's sure as shit telling you that it did.

Oh man, I know, right? No one stigmatizes mental illness or tries to take advantage of you when you're rich.

I don't know if he never got meds and therapy, if he got meds and therapy but isn't handling the stress so good, or if this is just his baseline. I wish he'd take a vacation and people learned some basic facts about mental health, though. And then we'd all just make an agreement that he and the rest of the world don't…

Is there a reason the Disney Trailer Voice Guy is getting work again? I am not excited for 'in a world…' to come back. Stop telling me things, I want to watch the pretty colors move.

I think the through-line for it has definitely been set up all season, there's also a lot of talk about fathers and parenting and father abandonment and stuff. Like there is some serious foreshadowing. I guess I just needed a little more of it said out loud? since Dennis was being the most emotionally honest he's ever…

It's the first time ever that the relationship read as one-sided and kind of meanspirited to me. I don't expect them to actually get together or for Dennis to reciprocate in any kind of lasting way, but for once he seemed kind of rude and squicked by him which is…regressive, imo.

- There's the off-chance Donald Trump might read me calling him a narcissistic fuckweasel.
- Some third-rate GOP hopeful will get a useless list full of emails addresses to Ivanna Kissputin at no@fuck.you
- Trump can no longer brag he's taking zero outside funding for his nonexistent 2020 campaign he'll hopefully try to…

She's said a few times that she finds it harder to get work where she's actually funny because in a lot of cases the woman's role is to be pretty and pleasant and bounce off the guy. Only Charlie Day's really had a big career outside the show, though.

Dennis once smothered a woman in a dream because once her breasts were gone she had nothing to offer him.

Just that you made the pedophilia thing sound like that's why the character's never been brought back. He's probably not going to be now if he ever was, but we already hadn't seen him since season…four, I think? I don't think they ever even commented on that news when it happened.

That character hasn't been seen for almost a decade, the 7th Heaven story only broke a few years ago.

The turn was too tight but the bracelet prevented him from wriggling his way through, I figured.

Mac's hella repressed, anything going on down there probably hits his id at this point.

That would have been a hard sell, since even meeting her involved a conversation with other people who clearly saw her.

I lost it at "What country treasures their women?" Dennis Reynolds, true feminist.

He was going to do his thing to pick up a lady, and then Abby sidetracked him and training her was more interesting to him. He probably would have D.E.N.N.I.S.-ed the day away while grabbing the occasional hot dog if she hadn't shown up.