"Kourtney Kardashian's Mouth Is Numb from the Dentist" is literally headline-worthy information now?"

I can not wait for Davis to annihilate the polls come election day.

I wish I was still registered to vote in Texas!!

I'm sorry.

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

He was released into the custody of his parents

Odin is all, like, LULZ.

Dear Michael King,
Freedom of expression does not guarantee freedom from consequences.

"Back when we were allowed to express ourselves"

How long before he goes full-on Charlie Sheen and starts ranting on videos and Twitter?

Seriously, sizzurp is like one step above sniffing Sharpies. My first thought, after "god, what a little shit" was "how does he not have better drugs?"

My friend (who happens to live in the vicinity of this incident) and I were just talking about how little patience we have for this kid even though we adored all those rock bands that were notorious for trashing hotels rooms and being general asshats. When I heard where he was arrested, I had to ask if she called the…

I was JUST gonna post this.

My fiancée and I realized how "old" we are when we started calling annoying teenagers "youths" unironically. 30Rock Style.

Thanks for making this point! Too many people forget that the US is not the only country in the world.

Yes. I came to post the same pic.

Level 6

"Wierd?"