"Emptied the bullets from his service weapon," eh? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Duuuuuuuuude, brains is the one thing I had over those jerks in high school. Thanks a lot.

Wait, black feminists have said to you that they want nothing to do with you because you're light skin or you just get the feeling that they don't like you?

Here's a thought. Quit treating us like shit and maybe we'll consider voting for you.

You give them too much credit by assuming they believe in evolution.

So before the "BUT BIRTH DEFECTS" brigade comes marching in, let's consider the per capita rates of various issues based on maternal age. We will assume that paternal age is either a non-factor or constant at "whatevs" because this is about women being shamed into babby-making, not the other way around.) Also because…

One of the multitude of reasons to take your birth control pills religiously.

Funny, I don't see my peers helping out with middle of the night feedings or diaper blow outs.

If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.

As an extremely pale lady who can't tan but only burns (and quickly at that) and sucks at applying self-tanner and doesn't care strongly enough to get good at it, I heartily endorse a return to Regency standards of beauty for white chicks.

Never mind the hair, she's starting to get the imperious gaze down. Is this the face of a person who gives a flying fuck about some mere journalists opinion, no it is not. Come back when you've birthed a future sovereign Tom Sykes.

I'm starting to get singular errant grey hairs here and there. Honestly, I can't wait until my hair is over 50% grey so I can go full power bitch platinum.

I always tell my students: if you can find it on the internet, SO CAN I.

"Anonymous tweeted about the boys yesterday along with the hashtag #RoastRapists. Ominous."

Honestly, this level of stupid impresses me. It takes effort and commitment to be this fucking ignorant. It also makes my brain hurt.

I think it's a safe bet to say that anyone, of any orientation, would put odor and grooming in the Top Ten of their list. This just feels like you wanna crap on him, no matter what.

Honestly, if I go near a guy's junk and it's a 3 day old bath mat of spooge and clumped hair, I'm going to be judging that shit. Odour and grooming (aka bathing) can be a way to evaluate a person. Yeah, sure, I bet you're sweet. If you haven't bathed for 5 days, you can just keep your clothes on and I'll do the…

Hey all, avid vagina-enthusiast and lifelong penis-owner here.

I bet some of those women are doing it for themselves and find it empowering.