This still makes me crack the fuck up. His fucking stupid face and faux sincere hand placement. The worst.

I’m seeing Hillary Clinton, two lions fucking, and a circus strongman riding an elephant?

UGH! These two smarmy weirdos, anyway. They are too much.

Max is the best and I have no idea how he’s dealt with Nev this long.

I feel bad for that baby.

Why would I want to watch a relationship advice show by two young people who got married like last month?

“Yes Mr. Lowe, the Wood Ape exists. But if people found out, the truth would have caused panic, and panic costs lives. Go back to Hollywood Mr. Lowe, and take your strange looking sons back with you.”

No, that was just Al Gore doing some super serial guerrilla marketing for “Another Inconvenient Movie”.

Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.

I’m not sure it’s even low key now. When they were walking into the hut and he said “That goat has an ear infection” I was crying.

That is more of a joke about how a lot of used clothes end up in Africa through charities and wholesalers. Clearly the campaign shirt was too embarrassing to keep and the owner got rid of it ASAP.

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

Ok, so the new season is a bit scattered but who cares, it’s still as funny and vicious as ever. Does anybody get the feeling they’re about to make Jonah Ryan president, and poor Selina his VP? ‘cause apparently Jonah’s irresponsible, frat boyish, big mouth has apparently turned him into a Trump-style populist hero?…

I eat lobster, scallops and shrimp. But there’s not enough money on the planet to get me to eat a clam. After seeing that video, I doubt if there’s enough money in the entire galaxy.....

Dude is smuggling a geoduck in his pants.

I waited on John Hamm at the Breslin back in the day and he was so fucking nice. His table was wobbling and he wouldn’t let me put the shim under myself, he took it and did it and said “I waited tables for a long time.” He was a joy the rest of lunch and then tipped 100% on his meal. I would give up my left nut to…

damn it, missed it. I does look google translate.

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

In New York City!!!