That’s beautiful!

A Cranberry Wilderness story! That place is creepy as fuck. There are quite a few spots around Monongahela that are creepy, but that place in particular scared my boyfriend so badly at night that as soon as I woke up and peed he was ready to bolt right out of there. And he was a pretty rugged camping/hiking type, but…

“Ghost imitating dad” is truly terrifying.

They’re much, much scarier to me than ones involving ghosts.

You had a doppelganger!

It’s a jewelry item that has a face (or other carved picture) on it.

Spooky!

Holy shit, that’s terrifying.

And it came early this year! I’m used to waiting until like, the 26th.

I had a Spanish teacher suggest that you could deflect a mugging by loudly conjugating verbs: “Yo hablo tu hablas el/ella habla...”

I guess maybe you wouldn’t expect something relatively new to be haunted?

Holy shit! I love a helpful ghost.

Oooh, very creepy!

Same, which would be easier if I was just a little more into women. My attraction to men is problematic.

Rapists gonna rape.

Can we please have the old people show instead? I would watch that, but will 100% not watch Nev & his wife’s crap show.

Here, eat them all!

They’re just the most adorable things ever.

Should I tell you about how I got clam chowder splatted on me at work? It happened and it was super nasty.