Or sink.

She’s a terrible person? What did I miss?

$50 Starbucks card he got from his mom for Christmas one year.

Because obvs he just made a mistake, besides she was drunk and it wasn’t his fault, what did she think would happen, etc etc.

My mom used to use oil to remove her eye makeup. I always thought it was utterly insane but now that I'm in my 30s and need eye-area moisturizing, I tried it (with coconut oil) and OMG it works great & moisturizes at the same time!

Hmm. Well, ok. I hope the baby will be well cared for.

That’s awesome! I’d love to see pics of your progress. BRING BACK BONNETS!!!

Apparently, yes.

No, they don’t really work for me either. You might be able to talk to the person who does the ordering at the grocery store you like to shop at and ask them to special order you a case. I’d try that.

You don’t have the coconut milk-based “ice cream”s? I’m also badly lactose intolerant and that stuff is super amazing.

Yes! that would be gorgeous.

Awesome! It seems I have a new business idea!

Isn't it? I want one just like it.

I do too, but I also want Dolly and her husband to have the privacy they obviously want. So I won't intrude.

YES!!!

Life is more fun if you dress how you want and don't care what others think.

I am also pro-hat bc my hair is in an awkward transitional phase and should be covered. Besides, hats are COOL.

YES

Why yes, of course! As a short-hair-haver, I hide a snack in the bump.

I say we bring hats back. Starting with this one: