Didn't he post about these edible buttholes last year?

It really does!

My former roomie covered her naked torso with paint and rolled on art paper. It was hanging on the wall when I moved in. You could see nipple prints. It was interesting.

I like the misspelling of nudity- “NUIDITY”. I’ll pronounce it “Noo-wee-dity.”

Maybe? My baby nephew put his hand up to one's beak & it didn't peck him.

I hereby dub his second son with Ivana “Larry.”

Three: Donald Jr, the other one by Ivana, and Baron.

That’s where my brain went. SUGAR KILLS, Y’ALL.

Do they eat whilst running? Do they stop and cram a donut in their mouths? How does one run with such a full belly? How does one stay alive with so much blood in their systems?

It's on my old computer so I can't link it. I guess I should have an erotica website, huh?

Ponies for all!

Her older daughter is named Honor, so sorta?

It’s like trying to trust a guy who says he’s a “nice guy.” If a company has to call itself Honest, well I have suspicions.

I loved that show. It was so sweet. Such happy endings.

YUP

lolwut?!?!

I feel like they want to say, “I’m going to kick her ass” but that’s shades of domestic violence, so they sanitize it by saying they’ll spank her, which takes on a sexual connotation!

I quit drinking (for health reasons) but this makes me want to drink a beer.

I karate chopped a pillow for the first time yesterday. It was strangely satisfying. I’m convinced that’s why fancy people have them that way- they’re really fun to karate chop.

Yeah, that was...uncomfortable.