I a spleen, for sure.

It didn’t look wiggy to me.

I’m going to go with yes, and I was finding him strangely attractive on last night’s episode when he told Mulder “you’re not the boss of me!” but with love, not anger.

That is frightening as well, especially if they're high end stainless steel dildos.

Or my faves, the dildo mace and dildo flail.

And preferably made of high grade silicone, por favor!

That guy caught my eye immediately too. A bit rude, no?

Totally! I only wish it was back as a regular series and not a mini-series. This is the show we need right now.

I actually really liked this first reboot episode. It’s kind of like slipping back into a well-worn shoe that you should probably throw away but that you love so much that you put it on and it just feels right.

WHOA

Ok, that’s a good point.

I have only had one dog ever and that was not her name. So, ME.

It’ll definitely be easier if you buy “gold fish” the game’s currency, but I haven't paid for anything yet and so far, so good.

I had massive nerves even though my friend was one of my interviewers, and beforehand I stuck my late grandma’s rosary in my coat pocket. My grandma was super Catholic and prayed the rosary a lot, so I think it’s infused with her good energy. I held it before the interview. I hope it gave me good luck.

Favorite distraction: NEKO ATSUME, the cat collecting game. It’s a free app and if you like cute things YOU WILL LOVE IT!

I made a vegan chocolate cake with chocolate mousse icing yesterday, does that count?

No, but I think she and stepdad are coming to visit for awhile at some point this summer, but I don’t know when yet.

More like a few days, which is why I (and my sister) are so upset. Neither of us have enough disposable income to be able to fly, so...it sucks. We do have tickets to go see her around Easter, which was our Xmas presents. But it’s hard to know she’s not an hour away but a thousand miles away.

Slaughterhouse 5. I’ve read it multiple times and each time I notice something different. Excellent novel.

I am drinking a Bolthouse farms smoothie (YUM!!!) and watching Property Brothers. I had a bday party with my mom and sis before my mom packed up and hopped in her car to move to several states away. Yes, she went straight from the bday party onto the highway. I am very sad but I haven’t cried yet. I’m sure when I’m…