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I need to say something terrible and I’m hoping some Jezzies will back me on this: I cannot WAIT for the Lifetime movie about the Duggars/the quiverfull movement.

WAIT and he’s married? His poor wife who probably had no say in the marriage.

I had such a cool nurse that when she gave me the no alcohol spiel I just straight up asked if that meant no weed too. I had made myself a triple layer abortion cake (really just yellow cake with chocolate frosting) and it tasted EXTRA good that day.

I’ve been posting about mine all over this site (which was very recent). The reason: reading stories about people on Jez who had them and were FINE made me realize that I would be fine too. Moriarty— I know you were one of them and I’ve been fangirling you a bit since. I’d love for there to be an open thread or

I’m so glad other people do that! It’s all fun and games until they hit the damn iceberg and then I’m all LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU. Also, true life— Titanic was the first movie I jilled off to.

Some of the shit she pulls with Big?! Stalking his mother, befriending his ex-wife? Carrie is the WORST.

Question— did you use your insurance (if you had any at the time)? I’m afraid if I do it will show up somewhere in my medical chart or on my company’s insurance or something and its really freaking me out. But also... $450 is going to make it a tiiiiiight month.

Alright folks, I’m going to just go there.

I hate to be the one to say this because its so cynical but... tax breaks. :(

I once tried that no period for 3 months birth control and legit cried in my car every day for 3 months. I was such a mess I couldn’t even think clearly enough to realize it was the birth control. WOOF.

But EVERYONE KNOWS the south is the only place with a racist past and present.

If you’re in the south and you’re talking about the brown tubs of Publix ice cream then YES they’re amazing. I moved and now I never get to console myself with their mint chip. Poor me.

@yoyoha does these awesome cartoons on his Instagram that are about sadness ice cream. I’m going through a pretty rough break up and they’ve been cracking me up.

Not entirely the same situation but my mom went off the rails when I was 14/15. After months of extreme highs and lows she woke up one morning and decided that we’d drive to Canada that day. From Florida. At that age, I didn’t really get the seriousness of the situation and thought it was a great adventure.

Agreed. That’s my hometown paper and just... no.

I still experience shame when I think of my first. Woof.

My sister's wedding was an EVENT. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent and she ordered the bridesmaid dresses special from Australia. We do not live in Australia. The dresses came in the week of the wedding (NYE wedding) which meant that they came in basically on Christmas. Except for the dress that didn't

Ah Ruby, you've always been one of my favorites. However you feel about the ordeal, I wish you the best. You make the internet so great :]

I had a friend like that. She managed to be the most toxic person I know and would make all kinds of backhanded comments about my choices in life. It. Was. Awful. After ten years of that, a horribly traumatizing break up, and almost a year of recovery, I almost cracked and texted her because I started feeling guilty