I did this on accident once on the day of my grandmother's funeral.

Toooooootally. He'd make you be on top so "he could better worship your body" or some shit but really he'd just be too stoned to move.

Thank you for asking the important questions @milkshakin'stevens

Toooooootally. He'd make you be on top so "he could better worship your body" or some shit but really he'd just be too stoned to move.

Toooooootally. He'd make you be on top so "he could better worship your body" or some shit but really he'd just be too stoned to move.

Two things. Is your username a reference to Florida. Annnnnd I can be one of those people. But only because its kind of fun.

If it makes you feel better, I'm outgoing at first and then really selective about people I let in my world. So... I'm kind of a reverse bitch!

Dark hair and pasty face here!

You know what? I bet Gaga smells like old lady perfume.

And she thinks you look a bit thin.

I have a confession. My boyfriend is of the "it's not a meal if it doesn't include meat" variety. For some reason, ground meats really just freak me out so I make my biscuits and gravy with a meat substitute (sort of like those Gardin meats) and he's been eating them for years. I don't have the heart to tell him now…

I share you dislike of seafood and man am I sick of hearing about it from other people. I'm from Florida, I spent a month in Japan sampling the best sushi they had to offer, I am practically the Sam I Am of food that comes from the water and I still dislike it.

I was doing that to myself just this morning. NOT a great way to start a Monday. Glad to know that the shame train takes multiple stops though!

I... look like a wealthy conservative. I am most decidedly not either of those things however when I go out at night my friends get hit on my every gorgeous creative type in the room and I get ALL the bros.

I once worked as a staffer for a Republican governor and I was practically the only liberal in a 100 mile radius. Everyone knew that I was a dyed in the wool Dem and it wasn't an issue at all. Some of them became true friends to me.

My sister insisted on wearing one of these and I wanted to crawl into a hole. That said, the rest of us wore sailors caps that said Bridesmate and Mate of Honor which were super cute.

I wish I could promote this about a hundred times. This is the feminism we need.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate your response. I thought I was going to get absolutely flamed for saying that and instead you gave me some really great things to think about.

I've been chewing this "can people have it all" thing over a lot lately and here are some random musings (this is going to be a bit bleak).

I wear gel nail polish all winter and it totally destroys your nails but at least it stays on. Last week I soaked my gel off, painted my nails with regular nail polish and then spent the day in bed with a gentleman caller having enthusiastic but not particularly athletic sex (wait this is important to the story).…