Pockets!! It has pockets. I die. Although on me, it would make my hips look as wide as the ocean.

It offends me but I'm one of THOSE. You don't want to smoke a cigarette around me because I will happily get on my soapbox about your choices infringing on my life/space. To be fair though, with my asthma and migraines, it's a day ruiner. I'd like to see smokers of all kinds relegated to smoking rooms only... like in…

That sounds fucking glorious!

It was a total ah-ha moment for me as well :]

My personal trainer once asked me if I'd ever had so much alcohol to drink that I felt like throwing up or passing out. Obviously, I said yes. Then he asked me the same about working out. I've been going to him ever since.

I read Hispanics as hipsters... and it probably has the same outcome :]

If by "fruitless" you mean that Atheists aren't converted by a couple of quotes from the bible and a bit of personal anecdotes, then you're right.

This may only be tangentially related but the book One Thousand White Women may be of interest to you. It's fiction and also deals with the treatment of Native Americans.

Mr. Will. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Oh I was just having this debate with someone. Correct me if I'm wrong but its:

I'd take someone with a little squish bashing my arm then those razor sharp hipbones. Youch!

Burt! Burt! Burt!

For all the shit everyone gives Florida, they actually have Silver Alerts (like amber alerts but for the elderly) to help combat this.

Anyone who references Mars Attacks is a-ok in my book.

I've been a Grey's fan for 10 seasons and I don't remember noticing anything! I'm going to have to go back and rewatch. For science :]

So... she seeks out rejection but when she gets rejected (booed) she goes the whole haterz route and doesn't let herself be "dimmed"? OHKAY.

I'd love to ask that to every creepy cat-caller, ever.

This reminds me of the time that Joey got to be a model in an ad campaign and then he found out it was for herpes. The poor stock model!

There's no way Head_Goes_Crunch! is serious. People don't really use the word "younglings" in serious conversation.... right?

Oh man I laughed at this so hard. And yessss to the second part of your statement. What's that I'm smelling? A hint of classism too?