You are just so on point today with you comments. Well done madam!

Oh I'll take your advice and starting looking there. Their stuff is always beautiful in the window!

Girl I hear ya. And don't even get me started on Gap! Their stuff is so cute in the window but just doesn't fit. My only option at Banana is a 00 petite which is a ludicrous size compared to what I actually am (a 2 elsewhere).

Unfortunately, I end up in the teen section at Nordstrom more than I'd care to admit. Which kind of stinks because the fabric is cheap and I've got a bit more in the chest than a 14 year old. Oh and I can't wear jeggings or j-vests or whatever to work "/

JCrew is the WORST at this. I struggle to find things that fit and my sister who is about 10lbs thinner than I am can't find anything that fits her that isn't designer.

"He's a vegetarian?! It ok- I make lamb"

But look how the data for that is actually collected. These people aren't filing for unemployment so they often slip through the cracks. Moreover, the statistics are taken from household sampling which can leave the twenty-somethings out who are living in temporary housing or back at home but don't count as part of…

My big issue with unemployment statistics for those recently out of college 22-28 is that you're only considered to be unemployed if you were first, employed. So those numbers are always going to be skewed.

It didn't fit their "preppy" aesthetic.

I had kind of an awkward moment at work last week where my boss told me that so and so was whats-his-face's partner. And I responded "wow I didn't know they were together." Turns, out they're business partners.

I use gentleman caller and it freaks people the fuck out. I've started saying "beau" in a really affected southern accent and its better received.

Suuuch a divorced dad move. I actually kind of feel bad for GP because she's going to cry hot, frustrated, rage tears when she finds out about this.

Fuck fuck I just googled it and I have the creepy crawlies all over. Even my ears itch. Yetch.

I got Bright Futures from 2007-2011. I'd blame Dick Scott over the recession.

How on earth can you blame the school if you're saying that

Yeah it sucks that Florida offers Bright Futures Scholarships (full rides or 75% for in state schools) to anyone who can maintain a B average and do 150 hours of community service. What a terrrrrible system. /so much saracsm

Oh absolutely. My grandmother always had crumpled up tissues and Wether's with her and I'm fine with that being my future.

My only problem with that is I'm afraid the donuts won't be as structurally sound as say, grilled cheese sandwiches as buns.

Those, chocolate malts, and the werther's originals that I have in my desk. Maybe we'll Benjamin Button as we age and end up huge Beiber/fun dip fans.

It looks like the bun on some of those sandwiches is a donut. Which I could get behind, both as a 6 year old and a 25 year old.