Minus the smoking, I would like that to be my morning. Instead, I'm drinking lukewarm tea at my desk and my hair is in a ponytail.

I think a shitload of dr's bills justifies the double use :]

I had this happen to not one, but TWO, friends of mine in college. One of whom actually dropped her boyfriend off at the library on campus two days a week. I was shocked at how common this seems to be.

I'm really sorry that happened to you :( Makes for a shitty Friday night. I hope your weekend got better! (also I'll be using "pirate drunk" regularly now)

Oh I like this game. LadyGo: Has been parenting her mother since she was 6.

I'm afraid you're going to get flamed for this but I really agree. The way our military targets and trains soldiers is part of the problem. For better or worse these men are judge, jury, and executioner when they're overseas and returning to non-combat zones or civilian life is a big change. Without a strong support…

In the first season when Claire goes to Zoe's house and looks around and tells Zoe that she knows about everything that's ever happened with them? So good. So creepy.

So itchy. I'd have red, blotchy rashes on my arms in a matter of minutes. It almost looks like an angora sweater to me and those are my nightmare.

First person to bring back hair chopsticks on Jez will flamed. Because if I'm Jezzing right, that shit's definitely cultural appropriation.

Oh that's a great point actually. I'm just a total stickler about not wearing white in certain occasions.

The dress is fab but if it was me, and you wore that to my wedding? Girl, I would spit in your hair :] :]

You can have all the red bean AND tapioca!! But leave me my boba tea :]

The real question: is pasta sauce the same as pizza sauce or marinara?

Denying herself solid food? You might want to take a long hard look in the mirror sister and ask yourself if believe that or are lashing out because someone said something shitty to you or gave you a look when you got dessert.

I tried to make those pinterest "smores" that are really just chocolate dipped marshmallos that you then roll in graham cracker dust. Do not be fooled by the photos, if anything, they're more disappointing than regular smores.

Once you get past the weird texture SURPRISE it tastes terrible too :]

Red bean pastry is Satan's spunk. I spent a month in Japan in highschool and was a moderately picky eater with no knowledge of the Japanese language. So I would just go around pointing at food items that looked like something I would like to eat and they inevitably had red bean pastry inside. When my family asked what…

I totally agree with you. Claire in Modern Family is one of the naggiest moms on TV and is always rolling her eyes at Phil. (Obviously there are a lot of things about MF that aren't great but I still get a good chuckle out of the reruns if I don't think about it too hard).

Love them. I always get choked up during the previews so I'm not going to watch this one yet. And movies are half price on Tuesday's here so I plan on going and bringing a bottle of wine in my purse and crying unashamedly.

Yessss. I think I'll have castle-dwelling fantasies all day instead of doing work.