Everyone tends to forget that! Hillary won 65,853,514 votes! People didn’t balk at voting for a woman! It’s galactically infortunate fluke of geography that she isn’t our president now. The majority of Americans who voted voted for her.  

I think that Senator Harris is marvelous, but it would seem that California is in the bag for Uncle Joe (or any Democrat). Senator Klobuchar purportedly has some appeal to a vast stripe of the middle of the country. I suspect he’ll pick her.  

Once on a return flight from Jamaica to JFK, I ended up sitting next to a woman who was transporting a large fish that was incompletely wrapped in tin foil. Like the head and eye exposed on one end and the tail flopping out the other. Not refrigerated either. I have to imagine that she was not permitted through…

that was so evocatively written.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

This wins. The delivery was awesome, too!

This happened to me and my meatloaf. I took it out of the oven and inadvertently put it down on a wet dishtowel. The meatloaf and the dish went to smithereens, and I had to explain to my husband why there were clumps of meatloaf on the ceiling.

Good for you!! This story makes me happy!

Johnny On The Spot, that’s you!

Genius!

This reads like a novel. It’s lovely. 

That’s so sweet!

If this doesn’t win, I will riot.

wait, I am I saying it wrong?

We all regret not bedding him!

I used to work in a very stratified legal office; either you were an attorney or you were support staff. The support staff have to clock in and out via swipe of your card at any of the readers placed strategically about the office; legal staff does not (but are subject to sporadic review of hours kept based largely…

Good guess. 

This was wonderful. 

This has to win.

That’s just awesome.