well, she’s a Broadway performer, acclaimed for her work Schmigadoon and is being dubbed the break-out star of Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story. All of which you can learned with a 2 second google search.

My sister and her husband are textbook examples. It’s like a cult.

I re-gifted a basket of hand soaps and body glitter and edible underpants that someone who had given me for my bridal shower to a hated witchy co-worker* in a Secret Santa at a job I had just quit.

“Petty bitch that I am, her baby shower gift was a book on raising children with manners.”

Awww.... I think that’s a little harsh on Emily.

but what about Emily????

As my mother always said having money can’t buy you good taste.

Or, those venom spitting inosaurs from Jurassic Park!

It’s like she’s wearing a sartorial homage to the Day of the Triffids, with those giant venus flytrap sleeve thingies.

Ha!

I’d say something like “Jesus, Counsellor Troi to the bridge” but that is so underserved to Deanna Troi.

Almost four years later and I am still agog that she thought she good to go leaving the house like that.

You guys sound fun.

Here’s one that just occurred to me - pre-teen me and my friends in school obviously and loudly goofing off mid-class, talking about one of the AWESOME multi-part episodes of the G.I. Joe cartoon. The discussion veered to various people claiming what G.I. Joe character they would like to be (we were like 12). Our…

“Girl Gives BJ in DJ Booth” is right up there in the annals of classic New York Post headlines (“Headless Body in Topless Bar”)

This is not actually my story but I was there and it happened to my friend. College trip to a ski lodge resort in upstate New York. There was a main hotel, but there were also lots of bungalow-cottage type accommodations huddled somewhat randomly (some up on hills and rises) around a large swimming pool. In winter,…

I remember a prize-winning contribution to a prior incarnation of this category where a young guy was busily bonking his girlfriend in his car, and were interrupted by state troopers/policemen, only later the couple go a diner to have a post-coital meal and see the same cops, who raise their coffee cups in salute.

Just reading this week’s category made me draw in my breath and utter “Oh dear lord!”

GENIUS!!!!!