This happened to me and my meatloaf. I took it out of the oven and inadvertently put it down on a wet dishtowel. The meatloaf and the dish went to smithereens, and I had to explain to my husband why there were clumps of meatloaf on the ceiling.

Good for you!! This story makes me happy!

Johnny On The Spot, that’s you!

Genius!

Deep cut.  

This reads like a novel. It’s lovely. 

That’s so sweet!

If this doesn’t win, I will riot.

That’s a sold burn right there.

wait, I am I saying it wrong?

We all regret not bedding him!

I used to work in a very stratified legal office; either you were an attorney or you were support staff. The support staff have to clock in and out via swipe of your card at any of the readers placed strategically about the office; legal staff does not (but are subject to sporadic review of hours kept based largely…

Good guess. 

I will never get over Return to Oz and the Hall of Heads.

That didn’t take long!

This was wonderful. 

This has to win.

That’s just awesome. 

Ding ding. Winner winner chicken dinner!