This sounds like a new TLC show.

I want this cat. lol

The weight, at least she can lose. That Kitler mustache is forever.

Foundation is a bottle of skin-colored paint that goes all over your face.

I tell people my dog died. It makes them feel like shit. I started this a few years ago and it brings me great joy!

Raped at least three dozen women? That man still remains at large.

I am way too skeptical about these two. Durst kills when he is backed into a corner. Kathie was estranged from him and wanted to take a large part of his estate. Susan Berman had taken money from him and was about to talk to the DA from Westchester about Kathie. Morris Black likely found out about who Robert Durst…

Yeah, I'm skeptical on this one. I'm guessing he killed Kathleen because he was worried she'd either get some of his money in a divorce or that she'd press domestic abuse charges, Susan Berman because she knew something about Kathleen and was extorting him, and Morris Black because he knew who he was and was probably…

I thought Obvious Child was fine for what it was but incredibly overrated. It's a cute movie that happens to use abortion as a major plot point and yet really is nothing more than a series of repetitive cute meets. There simply wasn't enough material for a full-length feature, which is why it likely was a better short…

Curt Schilling, evolutionary expert.

There are big mistakes, and then there's domestic violence. Really drowns out the victims who are terrorized daily by serial abusers.

It's like a celluloid waterboarding.

The most frightening thing about all this is that that a lot of people who otherwise wouldn't have done so have spent a lot of time hearing and reading about a Seth Rogen movie.

I was at a screening of a documentary on Turing with the producer and he talked about The Imitation Game. He mentioned he noticed 4 factual errors just in the trailer.

They took some liberties with the source material, yes. Including that during the initial encounter, Leigh Anne didn't order Sean to turn the car around; he noticed Leigh Anne crying after they left Michael behind on the road, and Sean is the one who decided to go back.

I really hope they do it again.

Issuing apologies is something that the Ravens and the NFL should be issuing to Janay Rice, not the Rams to the St. Louis police department. To say that best practices are backwards in this league would be a vast understatement.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

Yes. These should always be shared: