I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

I read that and thought wow that’s the most bizarre “f off no girls allowed” approach I’ve seen in recent time

I mean on the bright side at least they told her no because boys are apparently quite stupid and need their own special hand-holding club.

Well, it seems that a gender was at a disadvantage so efforts were made to help that gender keep up, which was received negatively by the other gender. Where have I read that before?

I am so fucking tired of being told by sales assistants that a top is for ‘layering’. I think layering really means buying 3 shirts instead of one reasonable shirt that actually prevent a stranger from seeing my nipples.

I’m pretty sure Sherri Shepherd is just an awful human being.

This seems to me to be the correct decision.

I was the first to comment, and wow, you’ve taken a roasting since then. But the fact is, you’re right- size does matter when it comes to painful sex. As a friend of mine once remarked, “a big dick is like a big car: you can’t park it just anywhere.”

This is a really good comment (humblebragging possibly excepted) but I mostly wanted to tell you that your user name is very on point.

Can you imagine anything worse than the combined creative output of everyone who went to the Elizabeth Gilbert retreat?

As Liz would say, “to travel is worth any cost or sacrifice”

She makes me itchy with irritability.

You’re right! What’s with the “lets be friends” thing? Why can’t people just be okay that if you act like an asshole, people will think you’re an asshole, so maybe you shouldn’t act like one.

this is ridiculous

if you’ve told them

As a Canadian, there is a part of me (the late night drunken part) that wishes I had access to Fox News. Because sometimes you just want to yell at your TV.

wait.

How about ghosters grow a fucking pair and just relay what the problem is or that you just don’t want to date anymore? After that initial explanation you don’t have to talk any fucking more but have some fucking decency you ass wipes.

We do have higher rates of allergies, asthma and ADD, but we're not seeing kids with polio. Seems like an ok trade to me.