If I were the recipient, I’d spend about a grand on as much kitschy rainbow shit for my yard as I could ($1000 can buy a lot of crap) and donate the rest to a local LGBT group. I love the idea, but rainbows can only go so far and $30000 could do a lot for a small nonprofit.

My new life goal is to be called “relentlessly gay.”

Why not both?

I just looked at the GoFundMe and it now has $31,000. I’m gay and all for people gaying up their yards as much as they want, but it really irritates me that people will give so much money to people in these situations. How about donating that money to a charity for LGBT youth instead of to someone to make their yard…

I look forward to a time when randomly capitalizing words is considered a punishable offense.

I think a rainbow roof is way over doing it. That’s just tacky. If we can get a garden bed to look like the header image though, that’d be freaking sweet.

I did that once (the bluff-calling): a guy who was actually pretty hot — like punk rock sleazey hot, which is my weakness — messaged me about wanting to bone. I said sure, and let’s get a drink, and here’s the time and place.... and he deleted his profile.

Emma Stone.

This is the flip side of “hey” I think. “Hey” means “I’m never going to move this forward” but “let’s fuck right now!” means “I’m never going to want to plan anything in advance of getting a boner.” I’ve has several NSA things not work out because the guy is only available “now” and I am virtually never available on…

I routinely set up plans myself, yes. But thanks for assuming. You know what they say about assuming...

Can we get this attorney to work pro bono for the kids in McKinney TX?

To include images that Winnifred published to social media is annoying, but within their rights as the best newspapers upon which to wipe one’s ass in the absence of Charmin.

Yeah, when I think of victims of police misconduct, I think of an underage, over privileged loud mouth with booze bottles and a fake ID getting hassled by the man. It’s right up there with Tamir Rice. Give me a break.

I can’t summon the outrage that I feel like this article is trying to elicit.

Yeah, I hope it’s alright for me to not like any of these people. Blrgh.

Hey, come on now. One of the guys was Dutch. Doesn’t that really explain the whole situation? Even Muslims have to go, “Mehhhh, the guy was Dutch. What are you gonna do.”

YUUUP. Caution, this is an opinion of a very white dude with very 2B hair, but appropriating Black women’s struggles to advance your own personal profile isn’t exactly selfless. Whether she’s a “bad person” or not doesn’t change the fact that what she did is a very bad and unacceptable thing.

Likewise. The few times I’ve bothered to try a perm, I basically sneezed and the curls fell out.