yes one hundred times yes

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Not sure why you’re gendering this—plenty of men post pictures of their pets too—but for whatever reason, most people who get really angry about baby pictures either love, or at the very least have no problem with, pet pictures. Hence the app that replaces baby pics with pictures of kittens. Baby humans really…

Yah and it makes them shut up about sports for at least ten seconds, so I’m in favor automatically, despite my extremely limited interest in babies.

People who get irrationally upset over baby photos freak me out. It is the MOST INNOCUOUS SHIT EVER. No weirder than anything else friends post.

Why the fuck would you provide the link to the video? Ugh.

My favorite wine, could drink it exclusively forever: Chateau Ste. Michelle Dry Riesling. ~$7.

When I got to the Mike’s Hard Lemonade bit and realised I was only a quarter way through, I decided to go the TL;DR route.

Oh god, I miss jug wine so much right now. Good times. Good times.

You know, if you’re going to look down on me and my $10/bottle Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages situation, I’m gonna laugh at you because I’m getting pleasantly wasted at a much better price point than you are. The LJB-V (aka “my house wine”) goes excellently with everything, up to and including my budget.

Yes, this was as long as I would expect a complaint to go for a wine snob.

Best option: Live in a country where even the shittiest wine is just awesome, because the climate favours excellent wine production.
As in, you can enjoy a wine named “Cat” without it being terrible:

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

Sixty percent of college students think Kraft macaroni and cheese is more delicious that the macaroni and cheese at Los Angeles’ Bottega Louie, even thought they could tell that Bottega Louie’s was $14 a serving and Kraft’s was $.14.

If my bottle of wine doesn’t have a finger hook I’m not interested

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

I always star Statler and Waldorf

I refuse to kick a thin model when she’s down on the floor and everyone is saying she’s too thin.

Are you... are you insulting Empire Records?