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Believe me, you end up waiting a LOT longer than 72 hours for a divorce. Not that this justifies putting a waiting period on a safe and legal medical procedure.

I uh...geeze. So, I’m in favor of safe and legal abortion. I’m also generally in favor of the way the Satanists like to push state buttons and expose hypocrisy in religious freedom. But I’m a little worried about the publicity here. This is just the thing Roger Ailes and his army get hard for: “Satanists suing for…

This is honestly the most beautiful case of legal trolling that I have ever witnessed.

Huh? She was murdered by her roommate. You honestly don’t think it’s likely that whatever the motive was it was something personal and not political?

People act like dicks when they can communicate with others anonymously. Just look through the comments of any controversial gawkerverse article.

I find it hilarious that everyone is getting outrageously butthurt over this, but when someone writes this shit about yoga pants, everyone is suddenly on board with the body shaming “NO ONE SHOULD BE WEARING THAT” wagon.

Yes. Yes you do.

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

This seems to be more about body shaming than maxi dress hating.

Great, let me listen to Stacey London. From what I’ve seen of her work with women in their 30s-40s, I should ditch the maxi dress on a hot weekend summer day and instead wear some insipid matchy-matchy ensemble that makes me look like I’m going to an all-female business casual office (brightly colored capris, a flowy…

LOLOLOLOLOL

As a short person, I avoided them for years, but they actually look great on me! Or at least, I think they look great on me, and I don’t really care if this woman thinks otherwise bc since when was jezebel about policing this shit?

Frankly, IDGAF. They’re comfy as hell, and have been around forever. Long live the maxi.

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

Ughhhh glass.

Hand washing the dishes is the single, most odious chore I have to do. And I cook at home every day and take packed lunches to work. So does my hubby. So many tupperwares, so many dishes and pans... I DAYDREAM of being able to fit a dishwaser in my kitchen because I just hate it.

A dishwasher is an absolute requirement in any place I live. There’s nothing I hate more than hand washing dishes.