Dereliqke

Don't worry, you won't. This photo wasn't actually in the magazine, it was leaked. Marie Claire would never publish a picture like this. It might make their readers feel less self loathing.

It only gets "better" from here. Seriously. You'll have a body and you'll be alive. Mr. Truther just lost both of his legs after an infection. The flesh eating virus turned every part of him that stuck out purple and black and they were going to amputate his ears, nose, hands, legs and..guess what else "sticks…

If fashion magazines published pictures like that one I might start buying them.

Because she doesn't need a bloody tummy tuck, she probably secure in her own body. Also she doesn't look that she has a huge amount of work done to her face. The fact that your first reaction is asking why didn't she have a tummy tuck is pretty sad.

I have always done nice stuff for people I've dated on Valentine's day, and I'm a woman. It's not hard.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

He didn't say anything wrong technically when it came to being honest, but the "damaged goods" comment was unnecessary.

Good on you for being strong. Thank you. I don't know what for, but I just feel like that merits a high-five, a hug, and a thank you all at the same time.

That "lie" makes me very sad, Gaysian.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

Cocaine is also illegal to have. That has never stopped Hollywood before.

I make Valentine's Day cookies for my friends every year. Here's a plate of last year's offerings:

Bird Jesus is probably just as big a fan of loaves and fishes as the human one.

Girl, you gone die. Imma ride a HIPPO.

NOT RIDING HIPPOS.

AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW? GONE. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T RIDE HIPPOS.

What Would Bird Jesus Do?