Bird Jesus is probably just as big a fan of loaves and fishes as the human one.

Girl, you gone die. Imma ride a HIPPO.

NOT RIDING HIPPOS.

AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW? GONE. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T RIDE HIPPOS.

I can't bear to watch. Does the bird let the poor hippo up for air? How long does he hold the hippo under?

What Would Bird Jesus Do?

Imma ride one.

All hail Bird Jesus.

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

Ashley Phoenix-Claw: "Hey #GameOnSVU I've been sexually assaulted/physically abused so I know how that works... #GamerGate doesn't do that. And hi, I'm a woman."

" Hey, we don't rape & mutilate women! We just threaten to rape & mutilate women!" -Gamergaters

Wayyyy to slide over the "he raped a dolphin" bit

the fact is he has abused this dolphin and it is not explicitly stated in the article that animals cannot give consent. those are two points so important that the rest of the article and context is irrelevant without them. sorry. I understand it is hard for him to talk about being abused, but that doesn't give him the…

"I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal, who seemed to know what my secret was."

Just because the dolphin tolerated it due to being in heat doesn't mean it was consensual or that he's not completely and utterly disgusting beyond all ability to adequately express it.

"But zoophilia draws on the desire to elicit consent nonverbally from the animal, as much as a person can."

Valentines special???

LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL