All these years of him trying to shock and awe us. And all it would have taken was a smile.

He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.

Apparently you are not even remotely familiar with Harper Lee. Not sure why you're commenting in that case.

Me, reading the title of this article:

It's not cool. I've had people I've dined with look completely astonished at me when I pay for a $30 check with a $15 tip because before a Groupon/Restaurant.com voucher the total bill was like $70. It's like, c'mon dude, you've gotta tip the entire check, not just what you paid after an already generous discount.

I am 19. It shall be titled, "Memoirs of a Gaysian."

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Also, I had the BEST server this weekend. He was a high schooler and he freaking... He was just so excited about everything on the menu, and his job, and chocolate sauce. I don't even know. I'm gonna go on yelp and write lovely haikus about him.

Can we like, get you a raise or something? BCO does something to my spirits. Everyone at work today is squabbling. Tension can be cut with a knife. I'm over here snickering... and wanting to be waited on by a tough ass drag queen.

Who's paying you for this review and why

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS. My mother is Irish and I grew up on candy from the United Kingdom and it is SO MUCH BETTER. If this stops the flow of Flake bars, Aero bars, Mars bars and Smarties, I will fucking cut someone.

I eat meat but I do try to minimize the amount that I eat because the overuse of antibiotics and methane from cow farts are seriously damaging the environment and our health.

I'm vegan and I don't give a single fuck what other people eat. Hell, I'm married to a meat eater. I hope every other vegan can stop being a preachy shit aboutit and every meat eater can STFU about bacon and cheese when they find out that I'm vegan.

I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.

Nice. Lace placement on that one kind of looks like a period stain though. :P

For tailgaters, I'm imagining something more elaborate and devious. Maybe a device that projects an image of a child or puppy darting into the road behind you.

They would be hacked immediately. Overnight, all American roads would play "Never Gonna Give You Up."