Nice. Lace placement on that one kind of looks like a period stain though. :P

Asking a republican to read?! That's for queers and blacks. Fuck book-learnin'. Next your gonna say they should pull their heads out of their own asses, think for themselves, & try empathizing with someone who isn't white,wealthy,and male.

Hey, when I party with my hot male coworkers, it goes like this, in this exact sequence:

Do my eyes deceive me or is this the MOST AWESOME BLACK FLUFFY PIGEON EVER? Look who's a pigeon fancier now...

"That's what's called 'balls deep in twink ass' kids, now finish your meal. "

canadian friends, how are your handwashing statutes? how much french do i have to learn? do you have any non snowy places? who wants a roommate?

Therefore, Mr. Graham, as of current, discussions of polygamy are right out.

I am closing in on 50 and have never understood the appeal of this movie. I always hoped for a sequel set five years down the road. Just picture the couple dining at the club. The Mrs. thinks oh I will order the escargot to remind him of when our love was new. And hahaha I will let the buttery shell pop into the air.…

I'd spend $100k to spend a day as Julia Robert's in Hook.

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

*than

Yeah I think that gif just got me pregnant

You young'uns don't realize how enormous these things were, they only brought out the current size in 1978.

This is very sad, Bonne Bell was absolutely my gateway makeup. I can't smell anything vanilla without getting reminded that frosty, shimmery gloss that I convinced my mom wasn't really makeup because it was by this chapstick company.

My first kiss was Strawberry Lip Smacker. Oh, *name omitted*, you little vixen, you. 4th Grade was awesome.

This makes my inner 12-yr old sad. I remember loving some sort of shiny heavy minty lipgloss Bonne Bell made that I rolled on like varnish.

My first kisses tasted of Dr Pepper lip smacker. Thanks, Bonnie Bell.

"...I think my penis."

That obituary was a disgrace, and got the thrashing it deserved on Twitter and in other media (The Australian is a Murdoch paper) yesterday. My fav response with this article imagining the obits of male writers if they were subjected to the same treatment as women.

You mean even women who are very accomplished are judged more on their looks than on their accomplishments?